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Best 30 Wicked and Woeful Wednesday Addams Quotes

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    Enjoy these hilarious one-liners and memorable Wednesday Addams quotes. One of the most popular scary television programs is The Addams Family.

    Although Wednesday Addams has gained some fame as a cultural icon, her biography is also fascinating. In the comments area below, please share your favorite Wednesday Addams quotations.

    1. Nice knife! Can I play autopsy with it?

    2. This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.

    3. This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive.

    4. I’m not perky.

    5. I’ll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul.

    6. So, I’ll have to prove my power.

    7. Hurrah! Justice is served. Bring forward the evil one.

    8. I am not in a bad mood, this is just me.

    9. I think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask.

    10. Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.

    11. This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

    12. How all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. Oh, from this time forth, my thoughts be bloody or nothing worth. If I must strike you dead, I will.

    13. Popularity is fleeting. I prefer to set my sights on something challenging — the establishment.

    14. Do you believe in evil?

    15. Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.

    16. I may not have a cell phone, but you don’t have a crossbow, and I thought everybody did.

    17. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    18. There must be something. We never go anywhere. Who knows the untold horrors we’re missing out on?

    19. Everyone knows it when you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.

    20. Come, sorrow, we welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honour the fortunate dead.

    21. Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone first?

    22. Oh, villain, villain; smiling damn villain.

    23. You severely underestimate my apathy.

    24. Bring forward the evil one. You have betrayed the people of France. You are evil incarnate. How do you plead? Guilty, by her own admission. The sentence is death. Executioner, place her on the block.

    25. They never tell us anything interesting, like how many heads they chopped off in the French revolution.

    26. And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

    27. Living under this roof is all the torment you’ll need. Besides, our parents have made it clear that the only way to be accepted in this family is to be exactly like them. I can’t play by those rules anymore.

    28. O proud Death, what feast is toward in thine eternal cell? Sweet Oblivion, open your arms.

    29. What’s so great about being yourself, when you can be like everyone else?

    30. Woe to the Republic.

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